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Twisted Dave

@twisteddaveathr

I don't play well with others. #eroticfictionauthor #harleyquinnfan #PnPRPGs #lovesexycosplay

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On average more women are concerned about the size of their partner's dick than men care about women's boobs. Men want to see all the boobs.

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Check this out! The second trailer for the "RAID: Call of the Arbiter" limited series. youtu.be/H3dK9HA0M_g #CalloftheArbiter #RaidShadowLegends

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Olive Oil: made from olives that are sexually active Virgin Olive Oil: these olives have partaken of oral and/or anal sex Extra Virgin Olive Oil: these olives have never even thought of sex

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Beauty tip. Don't look in the mirror. No really, don't look. Everyone will tell you how good you look. Don't ruin that with how you believe you look.

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I have no family any more. I do have a great family of friends. They invited me to their house for Christmas morning. Dress code is PJs. I sleep naked, this could be awkward with their 23 year old daughter.

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Jesus, I am getting old. What happened to eloquence? Has limited characters lowered us to this level? Maybe as a writer, I expect others to have the same passion with words that I have.

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Just an FYI... They say if you have an erection for longer than 4 hours, see a doctor. That is not because of the blood flow... It's because 4 hours of fucking leaves your dick red and raw... Fuck me it hurts, she ain't in good form either.