If we all just decided not to participate in daylight savings would the sun even care or would he be like, omg finally i can stop having to change it up

Fun fact, I am legally able to marry people and I've been secretly making people in rp servers legally bound to one another for years in both the eyes of God and the govt

Can all you billionaires out there stop building superyachts and just make Gundams already?

This dude joined my discord to thank me and share the clip of me avenging him in Arc Raiders after he spawned in to a guy rushing him down. Apparently even Thor approved of my actions

What kind of alien is this dude trying to reach with an antenna this long on his truck of all things?

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE ME MORE STASH SPACE

Dude what did I do to deserve this? Even the end quote was conjured to mess with me

What's your favorite struggle meal that's a struggle to look at? Mine is this delicious combo of string cheese wrapped around a grape with a Ritz cracker. I call it "The poor man's wine tasting"

BY BLOOD AND IRON HE IS REBORN THE WILL OF THE IRON LORD BE DONE WITH HAMMER AND ANVIL PLEDGE THIS CREED

Never trust Timmy2Cans he is an agent of chaos and karma's personal punching bag and you don't want to be near either

Teaching the next generation has never been so rewarding

Turned on the light, didn't know he tucked himself in for a nap lmao

You think men workout to look good? To get compliments? No you fool, it's because we all seek to be handed a jar no one else can conquer and open it in one single twist with complete ease. Everyone benching 400lbs is just scared that anything less might find them wanting

Just got a text/speech warning in Marvel Rivals for the first time. Apparently saying -hey -gg -You played well but you're not as good as us, especially today since you lost After every win is considered BM on a level usually reserved for hate speech

ITS JUST NOT FUN TO PLAY MARVEL RIVALS AGAINST THIS MANY GOD DAMN HEALERS THAT HAVE MASSIVE AOE HEAL CIRCLES AND AUTOS THAT JUST DONT MISS JUST GIVE ME MORE LUNA CHARACTERS WITH ULTS THAT DONT JUST BECOME CIRCLES ON THE GROUND OR CHARGE ULTS EVERY FIGHT HOLY SHIT IM LOSING IT

Just got chat banned for an hour for telling a dude who said a slur and actively threw the game to shut the fuk up and earn a death certificate What did I do to deserve this and not a medal?

This gotta be the single most visceral, genuine, and hilarious rage induced quips I've heard in years and it will go down as one of my top 5 in history i CANNOT stop laughing at it

I love listening to MF DOOM because he'll say some weird rhyme like: "Jungle cat, bobcat, two rats and one gat" And the next line will be something like: "No church could ever bear a schism, overthrow governments that made a holy system, antidisestablishmentarianism"

dude there's no way after playing 3 solo comp games Rivals is SUGGESTING me friends

WE DONT WANT GENERATIVE AI WE WANT AI THAT DOES TEDIOUS MENIAL TASKS LIKE SUBTITLING WORDS AND POPULATING IT ACCURATELY ONTO TIMELINES SO WE DONT HAVE TO SPEND 5 HOURS TIMING IT PERFECTLY LET HUMANS CREATE AND LET AI DO THE MIND NUMBING LABOR