Ryan Hoyt: Voted second likely to suck eggs #p1on1

Christian Stueve: professional Mac Miller look-alike #p1on1

Christian. I am your grandfather. #p1on1

Thanks so much Zeus Jones and Larsen RAZR for your time today!

T R A C K I N G is not KERNI NG

S/o Kruger for the good news. We on the #comeup

Shuttle driver to the airport can't keep her eyes open but thankfully she is periodically jostled awake by her own farts.

... but did you know about this excellent logo concept for Ford?

stack up some chaires and put the pillow and blanket on it there u go the pillow fort of July nice

vimeo.com/33909857 I know you all know how this feels... Trevor Torgerson Sydney Rhoades Tyler Kruger #DesignClients

I AM BACK #noonenoticed

tfw you just want to take a nap and everyone is keeping you up and also you're Jesus

if u were a fish n i was a fish i would like to swin with you flappin our fins nicely under the wave and wind and storms above

When you see the person who hit you on your bike, while another person pulls out in front of you and almost kills you

I do not appreciate cold call emails where a stranger insinuates that we are "pooping back and forth forever"

@austinGlassco i think its reel purdy

Who told #IggyAzalea shes pretty?