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Me after seeing Vi dropped her limited edition holiday sets 🎄👀

When they pour me another shot thinking i'm about to get freaky but i'm about to start talking about the importance of daily SPF

Go to "therapy"? You mean a Sephora that stocks Ultra Violette?

Me to my bank account after buying yet another item I didn't need:

Me to my bank account after booking yet another trip during a random flight sale:

Me passing by UV at Sephora: "We have SKINSCREEN™ at home"

I need a mani, pedi, neck massage, trip, and a new SKINSCREEN™

When someone asks me a question during a zoom meeting & I’ve been online shopping

Shoutout to everyone who cooks at 180° no matter what the directions say

My superpower is acting surprised when the 12-14 packages delivered daily to my house are all for me

I hate ranting to my partner because they’ll use logic and reasoning and I’m really just looking for someone to be as overdramatic about the situation as I am

When they ask “what do you bring to the table”

When girls say they are “running errands” it means they are doing like one important thing and then getting coffee and going to Kmart

If your partner says not to post that bikini pic, ask them if that’s the jonah hill they want to die on

Me 10 seconds after overhearing piping tea fighting the urge not to tell my bestie, partner, mum, neighbour and dog in front of the tea itself

Me processing the first day back at the office and wondering how tf I’m gonna sit through this until Easter break

FY-Vi: when the UV index is over 3 you gotta be wearing SPF. This is almost everyday in Aus so there’s no excuses.

FY-Vi: mixing random makeup products with your SPF is a massive no-no. Lucky for you, Vi’s Super Glow Drops are back in stock! Read the caption.👇

Them: please don’t break into song after one drink. Me: giving a live performance fuelled by tequila and vibes.

Boss: why aren’t you answering your Slack messages?