Is he just backing down from DOGE and backing this bill? 🤔

Two men. One with a camera and the other with a rock ready to throw. Which one did the cop see as more of a threat?

It's official. We have the stupidest post in the history of Twitter!

Apparently, your flag isn't your personal property. What (and I say this with the utmost disdain for ignorance) the Fuck.

They went home when they realized a woman died storming an empty room.

Does it matter if the troops are being forced to fake patriotism?! Are you fucking serious with that question?!

No, actually. I don't. I really don't remember much at all about that particular night.😏🍻

Hey, Brett Eschert, what's the purpose of the 2nd amendment?

They just don't know how to stop crying victim. They have no idea how weak and pathetic it makes them sound to cry over ideas they disagree with. "Boo hoo. That idea hurt my feelings" 😭😭😭

So Trump reeks havoc on the economy with tariffs while MAGA defends it as a negotiation strategy. And when the negotiations actually begin, he abandons his seat at the table to go get involved in someone else's war. Am I missing anything Brett Eschert ?

Unpopular opinion, but if two different religions want to kill each other over whose God is better, let them.

I'm on breakfast beer #2 on an empty stomach with a wake and bake. This is going to be an interesting day.

Let's get to the point.

What it feels like going down on a squirter.

Me: Some punks like to hit it and quit it, but I'd rather stay and play. Her: WTF? You still here? I gotta get ready for work.... So....

Fun fact: before they had a name for it and vaccines to blame it on, autism was blamed on the mother right before they burned that witch along with the demon she spawned. Ok, maybe not so fun...

Conservatives: We want merit based hiring! Also Conservatives:

It's such a positive sign that cowardly beta boys need to retreat to a cyber safe space. Whoever is making them feel unwelcome IRL really understood the assignment.