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how am I expected to work when two of the world's most powerful and most awful people are beefing via two separate social media apps they each own

it’s a doge eat doge world

BREAKING: Vladimir Putin has offered to negotiate a peace deal between President Trump and Elon Musk

we’ve been through a lot. we deserve this

I know we're having fun, but imagine how much MORE fun it would be to live in a functioning democracy where two fragile billionaires crashing out didn't impact, say, rural hospital closures.

me refreshing

Facebook is going to go crazy when they see these tweets next month

I don't think it's fair to see all the bluesky refugees showing back up just to get in on the fun. Oh sure so NOW you love toxic slop. I don't think so unless you're gonna eat it every day like the rest of us

is this going to go late? should i be cancelling my evening plans

Really proud of everyone who is funny and not dumb that stayed on this garbage website specifically for days like today

Gentlemen, gentlemen, please. This isn't something an old fashioned duel couldn't fix

Real men would be fighting it out on the white house lawn

btw this is why I feel bad for my friends who don’t care about politics. this is 300% more fun because i’ve followed it from the start. this is the most fun i’ve had in years

LET ME HOST THE REUNION! 🇺🇸

I think it’s a great time for us all remember that MUSK NEVER SAID THANK YOU AND NEVER WORE A SUIT TO THE WHITE HOUSE

I haven't seen MAGAs this upset since Michelle Obama wanted kids to eat their vegetables.

So Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a flunkie goes "Deport!" and Elon goes "Impeach!" And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.

sad to be waking up in europe and realizing that we still have half a day to go until trump and elon wake up and go at it again