When the Real Housewives of Dallas went to a Ping Pong Show in Thailand… 😭😭😭

Childhood feels like magic until you grow up and realize who the real magicians were

You got 47 serums but no sunscreen. What exactly is the plan, glowworm?

I thought it was normal to take one in the morning and at night?

ok i'm really enjoying Murderbot but also think if you're wanting to watch, this is a good thing to have in mind re: the pacing!!!

This is why critical thinking is important. This is why research is important. This is why schools are important. This is why libraries are important.

HEATED 720P HD RENAISSANCE FILM

Mickey 17 was so entertaining I wish I could’ve caught it while it was still in theaters.

I’ve been excited for them to come back because I still have all my Hervé Léger dresses but now I can’t fit them. Pain 🥲

She genuinely seems like so much fun 🤗 it’s truly sickening how much a certain set still goes out their way to malign her, but I get it. They could never understand having this kind of light… it can’t be bought or stolen ✨

Food/cooking is the ultimate love language 🤍

THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING

So Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a flunkie goes "Deport!" and Elon goes "Impeach!" And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.

IF HE CAN’T PLAN A DATE, HE CAN’T PLAN A FUTURE

Ooh I still need to try this one