If Twitter was a pub I wouldn't go in it

What a quackers story! 🦆 This duck decided to nest on a 9th floor balcony - thankfully she chose the balcony of keen bird watcher Steve.

You know you’re getting old when YOU ASK YOUR DAD FOR A SLOW COOKER FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY NEXT WEEK 🤣💪🏼

More of a cat #winnie

Today I told a Michelin star chef to remember to switch his oven on 😐 & a prestigious music journalist to take some arm bands to tonight’s Brit Awards for Chris Martin 😐😐 How’s your day been?

Getting the ingredients on the big shop list for this weekend 😋🍑🍹

Kilt spotting in LDN 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Shout out to Fraserburgh council for cutting the grass around this drunk fella.

This’ll be good. Tune in if you can 🎉🎉

Not up for the days getting shorter just yet ☀️

This could not have happened to a nicer fella. Chuffed that I can forever tell folk “I used to work with him” Best news ever 🎉🎉🎉🎉🥰

Today I ate 100 vegan nuggets. No, I don’t want to talk about it.

Me on train just now “look my app says it goes at 8.10. Not 8.00. Lucky you were 3 mins late or I’d have missed it” 😡😡 Train manager “you’re looking at trains from LDN to Penrith not Penrith to LDN madam” 😯😳

What are your least 3 fave words? I’ll start.. BUS REPLACEMENT SERVICE 😩

Awh so this just popped up in my mems. 2010, Leeds, sandwiched between two ⁦The Futureheads⁩ interviewing for Q Radio (I was stood on my tip toes coz they were so tall 🤣)

Also. Guess who went back into BBC Cumbria today after FOURTEEN months of being too poorly to do a show?! Not 100% my old self but getting there & back on your radio soon 🙌🏽🙌🏽 shout out to the best team & anyone who’s checked in on me. MISSED YA! 😘😘

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Gorgeous, misty #Arnside with my folks & Winnie this afternoon. Bit of a walk & a heeee-uge hot chocolate. Feeling grateful to be outside & with loved ones. Sending good vibes to all this weekend ♥️✨💫

An early arrival for Wigton’s carnival - the Dame from the local theatre! The parade starts at 1pm. Hear more with vicky warham after 12. bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/li…

Nawhhhh thanks loads love ❤️