I have a new hero and yet again it's a little old lady with a walking stick

A reminder that Boris didn't understand Brexit until 2020.

You literally announced a bill to make smoking completely illegal a few months ago?!

Confirmation that banning smoking outside pubs would have one huge public benefit.

He also said he would leave the UK if Brexit failed… He then said Brexit had failed And yet sadly, the bellend is still here.

Well blow me down with a feather

Presumably Robert is furious at whoever was in power for the last 14 years and didn't implement this simple solution in time to stop this day of shame.

The costs of Brexit dwarf the figures currently being argued about in Britain’s spending / saving rows

Dr Rae Duncan We need to urgently reverse staff going to work in hospitals with Covid. Surgeons are being told to operate! Wes Streeting it is not good enough. We urgently need FFP3 in healthcare settings.

Despite all the precedents, it is incredible to watch media figures & outlets who were supremely comfortable with a Prime Minister breaking all manner of rules, regulations & conventions hysterically attacking a Prime Minister who has broken precisely none.

In the context of this, it is grotesquely irresponsible of Sir Keir Starmer to rule out rejoining the single market. The simple fact is we just can't afford this hard right Brexit ideology any longer. theguardian.com/business/2024/…

Boris Fucking Johnson it seems

The best bits in the Boris Johnson memoirs are the unintentional revelations. Here, we learn that the Queen read government briefings, and he didn't.

Gisèle Pelicot is on the stand today and asked about her decision to continue using the surname "Pelicot". Gisèle explains that when the trial began her children were "ashamed" of the name. She adds: "I have grandchildren who are called that. "Today, I want them to be proud of

1. I don’t often tweet about my personal life, but on 1st November, my mum Jane was hit by a large vehicle as a pedestrian in St. Louis, USA. She suffered a severe brain injury & remains in a coma in hospital. Here's Jane & me in happier times.

Rather striking, what’s happened since the 2016 Brexit referendum…

It’s now painfully obvious Brexit hasn’t worked, and is actively harming us economically. (It didn’t even control our bloody borders!) Given the British people would clearly vote overwhelmingly to go back into the EU, we should have another referendum.

Five years on from Brexit, London remains a European city, where European Londoners are valued and cherished. You are our neighbours, colleagues, friends and loved ones. Thank you for making London your home. You are wanted here—and always will be.

It's like being proud of shitting yourself in a lift in front of everyone.

5 years of #Brexit & the young people of Britain want back in. The biggest political con job in modern European history will be undone! 🇪🇺🇬🇧🇪🇺