Didn’t you go to Cancun in the middle of a crisis, ya loser?

6-year-old divorcée

How you gonna host a show called "Dirty Jobs," even though you've never worked a dirty job, and not support a living wage for people with actual dirty jobs??

This is Kona. She’s a Tyrannoborkus Rex. Very rare and surprisingly docile. Fluffier than you’d expect. Still enjoys snacks. 14/10 would pet with caution

This one frame in Signs is the reason i didn’t sleep for all of 2002

Only the facts, Mam.

My boyfriend just now: “Would you live here? In Roku City?”

@SteveHofstetter Real footage of Ben Shapiro and his only friend.

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Whoever fed us the lie that Brussel sprouts are nasty in childhood deserves to be fought because a crispy Brussel with balsamic glaze is undefeated.

I’m gonna make a thread of all of these as they’re hard to find via search and they’re all SO FUNNY

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