Because Twitter is blue tonight, and rightly so, all my fellow Everton fans, please give this a read, share it and or tell a friend to tell a friend! (I’m ONLY doing this on Twitter!) #UTFT #COYB

If you’re available TODAY for the @everton crest offer, I’m available from 12.30pm. Again, ALL money made will go to Liverpool One Church. Inbox me if you’re wanting to get in today. Other days through the week are available. Saturday is fully booked but I can do Sunday?

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Welp 22 years with this one today .. feels like just yesterday..

Send help .. I can’t

I talk to you lot too much .. accidentally said sound today when someone told me some information.. I got a stare from them like wtf, ehrrrrmmm sounds great I responded again.

I’m not going to say I could have scored that but my fat old lazy arse could have put that away

No way we will be able to keep Ndiaye… Pay the man and pray

Played well today before the 2nd.. Beto puts that away who knows it’s probably a different match.. chins up on to the next .. we’re fine

Need to take my CV down from the jobs boards .. Forest just emailed asking what I was doing on the weekends in December

Best wishes to my good mate Carolina Toffees (Cam) and his soon to be wife Linda on their wedding day in Italy … poor girl must not have though this over very hard!

Smh this boy

🎶 Slot.. Slot is falling apart again.. Slot.. Slot is falling apart again.. 🎶

100000% of the time in this league you have to put away your chances or you will be punished … Jan target must be a reliable striker, no way we should be down in this match

Not mad at players at all this is on the recruitment team and the lack of ability to sign a striker that’s Prem quality… Playing 10 v 11 most matches, they don’t have any worry about Beto or Berry and can focus on Jack and Silky, even a remote threat would change match plans

At this point recognizing we don’t have a striker and just put Dibbling on and play two 10’s

Down two and he leaves him on … FFS, what a way to shake things up … will lose this 4-0

Also can we stop with the hospital balls today.. good lord we going to get one of our guys killed and if will be our fault

I have never seen a more like for like substitute in my life … neither one worth a bag of farts at the moment ..