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10 year difference The more things change, the more they stay the same

I'm starting to think the future that Dippin' Dots promised is never coming

It's wild when you see someone with a blue checkmark and they have like 14 followers. Just invest in Hawk Tuah coin if you really want to throw your money away that badly.

RENT FREE How are you a worse analyst than a goaltender? It's actually kind of impressive.

Today I was definitely closer to a Stanley Cup ring than Stephen Valiquette ever has been #NJDevils

Meng. The answer is always Meng.

This turned out sick. Unfortunately it is likely the beginning and end of my modeling career. Thanks for the opportunity x – New Jersey Devils ❤️

*Me nonchalantly taking a puff of a cigarette, old enough to remember 2009* "First time?" #NJDevils

Oh... they just blew the whistle for no reason while we had the puck on a delayed call... k🤷‍♂️ #NJDevils

Well, at least this means that there are thankfully several guys that I will NEVER have to watch play for this team ever again. I'd say good luck to the Canes but we all know I'd be lying. #NJDevils

Sorry, I jumped the gun. This was actually 2009 AND 2012: a blown lead to Carolina combined with a long penalty that ends the season. #NJDevils

Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 897746281046!

Growing my vinyl collection with the most underrated Green Day album

I remember losing my absolute shit for this one up in 117 when it happened. That run was magical even if it didn't lead to a Cup win.

Listening to today 🎧: Run the Jewels - RTJ4 #vinyl #runthejewels

Guys, I think I've finally reached maximum capacity on the New Jersey Devils bobblehead section of my bookcase 😂 #NJDevils

Like is too short to spend even a second of it complaining about Devils fourth liners on the internet in the offseason. What's above touching grass?

Really glad the Yankees cut loose that dead weight Juan Soto that they got as a throw-in in the Trent Grisham trade.

In fact, they're SO proud to announce the hiring of a guy who helped cover up sexual abuse that they made this announcement at the same time a new pope was announced because organizations that help cover up sexual assault gotta stick together or something.

Given the choice, I'd have taken a Dumo extension over Kovacevic every day of the week and twice on Sunday.