Congratulations to the winners! I’ve got a lot to say in reflection of this episode and the season in general. Enjoy! patreon.com/westonbergmann

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Damn, replacing Derrick on this lineup is really good news for the attendees. This would be like going to McDonalds & expecting decent service, but then Ray Kroc takes your order. Upgrade of the century.

Imitation is the greatest form of flattery

More of this 👏

You just had to be there

Please get your Mother’s Day requests in asap so I have more time to make it a masterpiece! cameo.com/wesbergmann

Here comes the airplane…

When I left the challenge I said there was about a 15% chance that I’d come back. For the last year and a half it lowered to 3%. Currently today, we’re sitting at about 10%. So at least it’s trending in the right direction!

Yo, we need to talk about Mother’s Day. It’s in less than 2 weeks on May 11th. I’d love to make the mother in your life a Cameo to celebrate. But in all sincerity I only have one week to do so because the week of Mother’s Day I’m slammed with other obligations. In other

For the record, a hundred courageous unarmed men could totally take down a silverback gorilla if many were prepared to die and it was well coordinated.

Imagine you’re living your best villa life… and then Paulie and Cara Maria walk in. 😈 Hulu’s Vanderpump Villa just got a LOT more interesting. Watch the chaos unfold. #VanderpumpVilla   #ChallengeTakeover  Vanderpump Villa on Hulu

If Coral or Svetlana come back I’m in

ROAD RULES IS BACK… Save this date-> July 27th Kick off-> BREA IMPROV, BREA CA (right outside LA) 🚐💨 #RoadRulesIsBack #RR30

I will be meeting up on Google Hangouts with all my patrons this evening. The point of this post is to remind those of you who are already subscribed to attend. Its other goal is to induce fomo in those who have not subscribed.

Nerd alert 🚨 Please don’t bully me. But I thought I should share. I’m now officially an owl fanatic. A married set of owls lives in a man made owl house in my backyard. I’ve thought they were cool the last five years but I’m starting to get obsessed. They are Barred Owls

FYI when you accuse this man or any other of taking steroids you are committing defamation. You might have heard it as a rumor, in the same way that your readers are going to read your confident tweet and say they have it on good authority. It’s also confusing all readers

I definitely do not drink coffee recreationally

Date nights look different these days