How is everyone?

Probably my worst birthday was my 9th because my mom was in jail & her boyfriend TJ made me a piñata filled with maggots & hair.

Roses are red violets are take your clothes off

I'm interested in anything with a possible "loss of appetite" side effect.

what happens after kidz bop 68? are they gonna skip a number or just go for it or what

Hey Kate Middleton, you can thank British English for putting “u” in labour.

If your boss asks "Working hard or hardly working?," come back with a witty quip like "Tomorrow I'm bringing a gun to the office."

College doesn't prepare you for holding in farts in the workplace.

the best part about kissing a girl is that fun little 30yr build-up right before it happens

If a white woman goes to the Caribbean and doesn't get cornrows did the trip even happen?

The thirst is real

We're ditching our business cards and personal credit cards for COIN. Let's get our finances in order: onlycoin.com/?referral=yGn9…

Got a deal for personal training sessions (or 2 months gym membership). Few hours left to get deal if interested: livingsocial.com/deals/1016695-…

What's going on this fine evening?

RT @brikwasnik: So excited for the next #FashionTalk June 16 with College Fashionista and @whitneyport !! Mark your calendars to chat with us !

#RecoveryMode

Must be that time of the month

@JennStarrr13 *Rendezvous

Finally!