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It's a Maryland thing, you wouldn't understand

6/26 IN BROOKLYN: stand-up comedy and literature duke it out in the MOOD RING MELEE, a new hybrid event from BRUISER featuring an impossibly stacked lineup of comics & poets. First bell at 7pm!

Just finished this joint. Brian Allen Carr put me on to Denis Johnson a year ago, he was like, have you ever read any Denis Johnson? and I was like, nah, and he was like, you should Jesus’ Son. This collection is really good too but not as good as Jesus’ Son.

On the beach, there was a man who was there with his family. His children wore matching American flag bathing suits and bikinis. His grandchild, the same. He was wearing jeans and Wolverine boots but he had his shirt off with his titties out and flexed a few times at me.

This the dumbest shit I ever seen in my life

Yo I really liked that movie Smile 2. I especially liked when the boa showed up like this and then did this to shordie mouth

I was at my bro’s tattoo shop and there was this bald guy there who looked like an obese Bokeem Woodbine and he kept coming up to me and saying, “If I knew it was gon be like that, I’d have brought my connects!” and I didn’t know wtf he was tb. I’ll be thinking about that.

No. This is wrong. Teens will read anything if it’s connected to IP they fuck with. I aint seen my nephew crack a book his whole life then he got into Final Destination and all he does now is read the FD book series. He has no idea what 3rd person omniscient is.

Yes. An all white Gallardo. I’m going to steal the Lamborghini on 495.

I really need BR Yeager ( صلى الله عليه وسلم) to drop a new book

I was enjoying this book by George Pelecanos until I got to this part. (Glocks don’t have safeties🤦‍♂️)

The premiere episode of my new podcast - Keeneversations - is now live on Patreon, Spotify, Apple, and all other platforms. briankeene.com/news/keenevers…

Most people work 8+ hours, 5 days/week, this is like 3 hours of work per night max. The rest of the day is popping percs and fucking off.

I’m in Westminster today. I love being in Westminster because they have a Roy Rogers and everything moves at half the speed of Baltimore out here.

AYYYYY I GOT THAT LITERARY FENTANYL FICTION LFG

I wrote a bit about some outsider artists I discovered while wandering around Taos, plus some thoughts on chilling out. jdavidosborne.substack.com/p/the-importan…

All 3 of my kids decided to wake up before 7am today and it looked like this

IN THE EYES OF THE HUNGRY An anthology of monstrous tales inspired by John Steinbeck. Coming June 10th Shipping in time for solstice. Featuring: David Simmons Alexander Saxton Jennifer McArdle Sam Richard Brendan Vidito Daniel Lanza Rivers Jacob Strunk CW Blackwell