To the people that think it’s “hilarious” to piss and poop all over the toilet seats at the bar: guys like me have to wipe up with our bare hands and rub it on our tummies. Grow up.
Cops in horror movies are useless
Woman: please officer help
Cop: it’s probably just old pipes in your house ma’am
Woman: my daughter was skinned alive in her room
Cop: probably a draft from the open window. Ma’am, don’t call again unless you’re in real danger
My email with my full name that I’ve had since 13 is unusable. It is a rotting carcass filled with maggots. 100 emails a day about god knows what. Someone from Iran logs into it once a week and changes the password. It’s time to pull the plug
Nickelodeon should do a stream for the presidential debates like they do for the NFL. If I’m gonna follow along, I need SpongeBob & Patrick to explain to me what a Two-State solution is