William Angus (@willangus_) 's Twitter Profile
William Angus

@willangus_

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calendar_today31-05-2015 19:12:33

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Oh I was a ā€œburden to my family,ā€ huh? Ok hot shot, then why did my parents say if it wasn’t for me they would’ve gotten divorced way sooner?

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To the people that think it’s ā€œhilariousā€ to piss and poop all over the toilet seats at the bar: guys like me have to wipe up with our bare hands and rub it on our tummies. Grow up.

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Cops in horror movies are useless Woman: please officer help Cop: it’s probably just old pipes in your house ma’am Woman: my daughter was skinned alive in her room Cop: probably a draft from the open window. Ma’am, don’t call again unless you’re in real danger

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I’m gonna be the uncle that asks to hold the new born baby and they say ā€œuhhh she’s actually really tired right nowā€

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My email with my full name that I’ve had since 13 is unusable. It is a rotting carcass filled with maggots. 100 emails a day about god knows what. Someone from Iran logs into it once a week and changes the password. It’s time to pull the plug

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My wife keeps losing her wedding ring at the bar lol! She’d lose her damn head if it wasn’t screwed on 🤣🤣🤣

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Nickelodeon should do a stream for the presidential debates like they do for the NFL. If I’m gonna follow along, I need SpongeBob & Patrick to explain to me what a Two-State solution is