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Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market

I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes responsible choices’ kind

Worse than not listening to each other, our society has hit a point where people no longer listen to THEMSELVES when they talk.

I'm glad we met later in life, because I don't think my Mom would have let me play with you.

I'm like if an ingrown hair gave you an ice cream headache

I have a divorce client who is a therapist that told me at our last meeting I need to keep a good work/life balance. She said separating my job from my family life was “critical” for my health. Reader, she sent me 4 emails beginning at 10 pm last night and the first one began

A good bra?

Good morning friends. I just love this. ☀️🫶☕️

Cashier: Is that all for today? Me: I don't know. I might nap later. How about you?

It looks like you’re trying to defend Donald Trump pedophilia. Would you like me to turn on caps lock and disable spell check?

Hey, Grok, who is the most famous person to have visited my profile?

Please don't let it be Carrot Top.

To eat?

A stack of pancakes and faking my own death might fix me

Oh no, we don't go in there. That room belongs to the spiders

Surprised Trump hasn't put a tariff on the Epstein files.

♫ Happy Gilmore 2 you. Happy Gilmore 2 you. Happy Gilmore, Happy Gilmore, Happy Gilmore 2 you ♫

I carry a lighter with me at all times in case I decide to reheat the pizza rolls in my purse before eating them

You could put any frightened animal in a china shop and have the same results.