New season , same Manchester! Hii team btw haitaendelea kunikula akili 🚮

Every time I think I'm mentally okay , The state of my house tells me otherwise

If you hated Geography I gatchu : This rare phenomenal here is what we call circumnavigation

I need to find a way to get abducted, I want to become my homeplace's Governor.

Not me tuning on milele Fm while with my girl so she can fika kilele .

Crime pays and criminals run the world.

You guys didnt pay complete So we removed the speed

The algorithm finally showed you my art,you’re welcome 🤗

Kasmuel is like the househelp who sleeps with the man of the house and starts to think that she is the wife.

The last time I didn’t drive this way I had an accident. 😹😹😹

"Don't force us into Tutam, don't add anything to a dead person's mouth." - Edwin Sifuna

You made me, you made me, you made me. Now make yourself man!

Kalonzo so matured. He recognised key people and he did not make it about him. Well done.

I’m so proud of my players man BEST PERFORMANCE UNDER AMORIM SO FAR

Off topic but maguire has the greatest knee slide of all time

Amorim does just enough to keep the believers coming back. He would have been an incredible drug dealer.

My Shujaa List 2025: 5. Any seller who doesn't gate keep their prices 4. Mama mbogas who help you pick the ripe mbogas 3. Anyone whose self esteem has been lowered by a Hawker 2. Conductors who give you your change back right away 1. Drivers who stop for pedestrians to cross

Mlikua mmejificha shimo gani

Fellow Kenyans, please, please, please don't ever listen to William Ruto. He is a fraudster. He lies with severe impunity!!!