🔥The 9th Round of Easy Loan, Earn $40 Reward is in progress❗️ ⏰ Promotion Period: January 15th - Feburary 15th, 2025 👉 Register now and check more details at gate.io/campaigns/358

brain atrophy already setting in from no creative spark or work---why would i watch a debate?

It just occurred to me that every man I have actually wanted to kiss is exclusively from Massachusetts or Rhode Island. It can’t be a coincidence but it is

Lotta friends looking like hostages in their partners ig stories these days….

I’m taking a man to Pilates ….

My brother is on a boat in Portugal and I’m crying in the Alhambra target

Relearning that being depressed is similar to ozempic that shit is wild

Idk if they’re ever gonna let me play steely dan b2b with anything at the Apple Music studio but I might try

Social media acts like those life alert buttons for old people in the sense that people are quickly aware when someone you know isn’t taking their bipolar medication

This has been an ongoing thread in my friendship with Jon

Fortunately for me I didn’t let an abusive relationship with an oasis fan ruin the band for me which is probably the only healthy thing about me

Sabrina, If your humor is so twisted what’s your best 9/11 joke

Purchasing oasis tickets was like edging relapse

Been texting my psychiatrist about being a little sleepy girl

I’m being subtweeted on Instagram by my friends gf who we don’t like but I’m wondering if it’s karma for when I acted like that when I was 15 on tumblr

Natalie is mad I let him have the house

The man with his cum gutters plastered on Houston St is blessing me with karma

I work on my splits while listening to Ariana grande because of the music video for Positions

If you catch me camping I’m definitely doing it for a man