Church bros 😭😭😭

"We will only sign players who want to play for us" -Mikel Arteta.

“Books are finite, sexual encounters are finite, but the desire to read and to fuck is infinite; it surpasses our own deaths, our fears, our hopes for peace.” ― Roberto Bolano

Seeing your girls feet for the first time can either make you or break you

How do you score 3 own goals

If you’re a smart guy you sadly have no other choice than to find a smart woman or you will just go clinically insane

Onyinye Rule 1: Don’t settle for less. Rule 2: Don’t be the less.

Sometimes, all a man needs is to change the women around him

im so bored bruh i think im gonna confess to one of my female friends out of nowhere and irreparably damage our relationship for no reason

A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches isn't sure

Muddy waters are best cleared by leaving them alone

Goes to show that talking stages are a waste of time 👍🏾

Wanaume mnakulana ovyo ovyo, hamwogopi kunyang'anywa nyota?😂

Huyu anataka nimchase... Sasa nitamchase ama nitachase the bag😂

This Nigga get very normal and sane when it’s time to rap

Introducing the dynamic 2024-2025 Executive Committee of MUKESA! 🎉 Ready to serve, lead, and inspire. Let's make this year remarkable together! 🚀 Meet the team: MarkRichard Wahogo Eng Majimbo Stella Obieno Eugene Gusmao @_Maldive_ #MUKESALeadership #Vision2024

Shida ya kukaa mtu serious ni una make joke watu wanafikiria hauko sawa

Me today. Me tomorrow.

this is how it feels to be loved by me 🥹

Reads a problematic tweet. Starts typing to respond Deletes my response And scrolls past. Life is good.