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Husband, father, memesmith, all-powerful dungeon master. Jesus ♥️ me. 🇺🇸

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34 years old. No kids. Fiancé dead of envelope poisoning. Draped in velvet. Eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery.

34 years old.

No kids.

Fiancé dead of envelope poisoning.

Draped in velvet.

Eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery.
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This will cause more libs to come flocking to Provo. And in 25 years, when the only places that aren’t completely crime ridden are LaVell Edwards and the MTC, Daily Mail will write an article asking where it all went wrong.

This will cause more libs to come flocking to Provo. And in 25 years, when the only places that aren’t completely crime ridden are LaVell Edwards and the MTC, <a href="/DailyMail/">Daily Mail</a> will write an article asking where it all went wrong.
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The first four chapters of the Book of Mormon have such a perfect three act structure that I’m shocked it hasn’t been attempted more often.

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"You would hate Toph if she had been written today" - is a sentiment that attempts to gaslight the pushback against modern Mary Sues and politically biased writing as blind hatred rather than a reasonable position. That our current distaste for the current year cringe would be

"You would hate Toph if she had been written today" - is a sentiment that attempts to gaslight the pushback against modern Mary Sues and politically biased writing as blind hatred rather than a reasonable position.

That our current distaste for the current year cringe would be