Please let this young man know about the 2023 Open Championship. Show some respect.

Thinking of doxxing myself fully to let a HS kid know that shit is not sweet, this could be a new low

I think I’m unironically turning into a Low Taper Fade Elite super fan

I cannot stop thinking about low taper fade elite

Walked to Wingstop to get my wings instead of driving #earnednotgiven #healthiswealth #LetsGoBuffalo

Rickie is going to sneak into the US Open through a playoff and win, I can’t wait

When he spoke the truth, he was silenced

Tim Robinson movie gets 5/5 balls from me, god damnit I love that guy

I’m gonna get high as god and go back and watch it again tomorrow I think

I’m so excited to get Oiled up tomorrow night, all I can think about

Juicers™️ love Canada. McJesus approved picks this week. Sungjae 28-1 Cashmere 35-1 Kitayama 55-1 Keefer 60-1 Ricky 100-1 FRL Fox 70-1 Hubbard 80-1 KFT Suh 40-1 Blanchett 55-1 (he will win this year I promise)

“It’s supposed to be 1, 2, 3 not 1, 2 back to 1”

Outside of today Carroll is in a nose diving slump and has been for weeks

Oil Up

QB Ketchup The Juiceman bumper pool Boooooo! Horrible take - all days are good to munch some box. Respectfully

Yolo, floating around my apartment #ChooseLove

Sac bunt in front of maybe the worst hitter in baseball?

All signs are pointing to the Juicers™️ riding Jackson Arnold like a god damn show pony all year. Heisman, Auburn to make playoff, etc. I’ve had this premonition one time before and only an ACL tear kept us from 5k