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The worst part about arguing with trolls who tell me I’m gonna die soon is hoping I don’t die tonight with my half-assed pithy responses left as last words.

Like if my last tweet is arguing with a guy telling me I’m gonna die please report my account so that shit gets deleted and I die with a molecule of fat dignity.

Earl when did we have a son?

#ChampionsOfChunky sounds like a lifetime achievement award I got for my sex life.

C1A. Real hard to pick 2nd row, went with Seinfeld for quantity of good eps cause 30 rock drops off dramatically, but Always Sunny came damn close.

I’ve never gotten a fundraising text from a presidential candidate but Lane Bryant texts me about sales they’re having 2 or 3 times a week.

Chris Farley in Billy Madison taking his shirt off and saying “That is correct, sir” has to easily be one of the funniest moments in film history.

Tried to sneak a photo of Seymour sleeping and he shot me this look. #busted

Was I? The world may never know!

Grateful for all the positive feedback on my new special and for all the people who have watched it. No one wanted to make this special so I self-produced it. We are at 183K views and rising. Watch now: youtube.com/watch?v=4Xo3Fq…

A guy asked me today if I had a picture of myself on my shirt. #HardTimes #SonOfAWelder

Seems there is no rest for the weary as Zac Amico has penciled Intern Lucas in for another match on 2/22 against none other than Julius Smokes. Will the young boy of the Hudson County Horrorshow survive "The Devil's Son in Law"? TICKETS: CapitolWrestling.com

Toronto at the end of May with Zac Amico

This. Is. What. We. Do. Zac Amico . . . #SkankFest invades Houston Texas March 27th-29th. Tickets are on sale now at SkankFest.net Don’t miss out! . . . . #Skankfest #skankfestsouth #Skankfestnyc #funny #comedy #Texas

Had a blast running the Real Ass Podcast today. Thanks to my guests Mike Feeney Brendan Sagalow and Doug Brian for making it easy.

Tonight at midnight on GaS Digital Network we keep Black History Month going strong when Dave Temple joins me for Killjoy 2!

An all new episode of zacspookshow is airing now with your host Zac Amico on the GaS Digital Network! You can watch here at gasdigitalnetwork.com/live

I’m doing so many fucking podcasts this week. I love making content for you maniacs.

Do I dare make two comics I genuinely like sit through Love on a Leash on an upcoming Midnight Spookshow?