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Rawalpindi, 5 July 2024: Message from His Pleasure Asim Munir Bajwa on 25th anniversary of Kargil War Surrender by Pakistan Army.

Rawalpindi, 9 July 2024: DGISPR Major General Ahmed Sharif Chaudhry has clarified that recent notification by Govt of Pakistan authorising ISI to intercept calls will not be applicable to terrorists or their facilitators including bros before hoes of TTP, BLA, SSP and LeJ.

Rawalpindi, 9 July 2024: All rank and file of Pakistan Armed Forces congratulate the couple on their upcoming wedding ceremony.

Rawalpindi, 9 July 2024: Keeping in view the shortage of jam supplies due to budget constraints, senior fascist wives have setup Askari Menstrual Jams. This indigenously produced jam is available to all serving and retired Military officers, free of cost.

Rawalpindi, 10th July 2024: On the first anniversary of lying through his Nadeem hole about economy taking off, Chief Martial Law Administrator Asim Munir Bajwa has unveiled his new official portrait, to be published across all Digital Terrorism platforms in Pakistan.

Statement from the Office of Chief Of the Army Staff General Asim Munir Bajwa on recent Supreme Court judgement.

Rawalpindi, 13 July 2024: Field General Court Martial today has issued non-bailable arrest warrant for fugitive from law, Lt Gen (R) Syed Asim Munir Shah.

Rawalpindi, 13 July 2024: Chief Martial Law Administrator Asim Munir Bajwa will play Exercise "Premature Ejaculation" with First Lady Irum Munir Bajwa at Army House today. All Corps Commanders and Formation Commanders will witness the exercise on special invitation.

Rawalpindi, 14 July 2024: Brigadier Muhammed Naveed HI (M) today called family of Mr. Thomas Matthew Crooks, to express deep condolences over his untimely and unjustified killing by US Secret Service. "USSS should have saved him like ISI saved me" Brig Naveed said.

Rawalpindi, 15 July 2024: Pakistan Armed Forces welcome the decision of Government of Pakistan to ban Political Party responsible for high quality memes and successful propaganda campaigns (Page 804, Pakistan Studies book published by Oxford University Press; 1st edition, 2007).

The Director General of the Inter Services Public Relations (ISPR) Directorate, Lieutenant General Ahmed Sharif Chaudhry HI(M), will conduct an important press conference today, as the spokesperson of the Pakistan Armed Forces 🇵🇰 Tentatively scheduled at 1500 Hours.

Rawalpindi, 17-3 August 2024: On special instructions of Chief Martial Law Administrator Asim Munir Bajwa, Pakistan Armed Forces are offering free shelling & baton charge across Pakistan to commemorate 77th Independence Day of General Headquarters, Rawalpindi.

افواجِ پاکستان اور عوام ایک ہیں: جنرل (حلالِ چوتیا) عاصم منیر باجوہ

Rawalpindi, 7 May 2025: Chief Martial Law Administrator Asim Munir Bajwa today called Mr. Narindra Modi, the Prime Minister of India and congratulated him for successfully eliminating 26 bloody civilians in first ever joint counter-bloody-civilians attack. The attack was aimed

The Chief of Army Staff of the #Pakistan Army, General Asim Munir, arrived at the Mushaf Air Force Base, at the PAF Central Air Command AOR, to witness the ongoing multi incompetent, multi-fascist air warfare exercise targeted at Zaman Park, Lahore and Adiyala Jail, Rawalpindi.

Rawalpindi, 9 May 2025: Armed Forces of Pakistan wish a Happy "Jab Aap Paida bhi nahi hway thay" Day to fellow Pakistanis.

Rawalpindi, 24 June 2025: Pakistan Armed Forces announce the adoption of two piglet families - Piglet Gohar & Piglet Amin, who will be based out of XI Corps base in Peshawar. The two piglets have a long family history of proudly eating fresh faeces of Military personnel.

راولپنڈی، 24 جون 2025: پاکستانی افواج نے دو سورخاندان، گوہر اور امین، کو باضابطہ طور پر اپنانے کا اعلان کیا ہے۔ یہ دونوں پشاور کے XI کور کے اڈے پر رہیں گے۔ ان کے خاندان کی یہ قدیم روایت ہے کہ وہ فوجی اہلکاروں کی تازہ ٹٹی فخر سے کھاتے ہیں۔

Rawalpindi, 27 June 2025: Chief Martial Law Administrator Asim Munir Bajwa has lauded the immense sacrifices of Supreme Court Judges who have donated their testicles to reduce water scarcity in Islamic Republic of Pakistan.

Rawalpindi, 17 July 2025: Chief Martial Law Administrator Asim Munir Bajwa has welcomed catastrophic floods across country. "I want to request International Community to donate generously to Pakistan Army so we can pay outstanding Pornhub subscriptions" COAS said.