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Uh-oh, I think I know where this is going. *clicks on article* Well that wasn’t what I was expecting. Touchè, Florida.

Florida Man Steals $33,000 Worth of Rare Coins, Cashes Them in CoinStar Machine for $29.30 palmbeachpost.com/news/20190222/…

Hell yeah, now we’re talking.

Florida Man Accused of Masturbating in Front of Children Says He Was Just Adjusting His Hernia wric.com/news/national/…

Florida Man Fire Bombs Garage That Impounded His Car, Hits His Own Vehicle wftv.com/news/local/man…

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