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#cocktails #cooking #gardening
That's what squirrels do. We drink and we know things.
Pronoun: You can call me mistress.

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calendar_today17-02-2018 16:49:42

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Another anecdote from squirrel and Karnickleon 's household: S: [preparing breakfast] S: There are some strawberries left, I think that would be enough for K: Breakfast Margaritas?

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Could this be the vitamins? Karnickleon: I'm starting to doubt my own sanity. I was grocery shopping at Aldi. beYourself.or.beSquirrel: I thought you were trying out the new fancy supermarket just beside Aldi? K: I only noticed I was in the wrong supermarket when I returned the shopping cart

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I'd use a bit more creme de cacao next time, try switching out #cointreau with Pierre Ferrand dry Curaรงao or replace creme de cacao with #MisterBlack coffee liqueur for variations #oldfashioned #cocktail #cocktails #cocktailrecipes #drinks #drinkrecipes Glenmorangie

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Doing such an amount of shittalking here watching #Germany vs #Spain, I tought we a should do a podcast, sth like "beYourself.or.beSquirrel and Karnickleon explain #soccer" ... ๐Ÿค” Think this remark might be way funnier when I disclose we both do not have a clue about it AT ALL ๐Ÿคฃ. #EURO2024

Doing  such an amount of shittalking here watching #Germany vs #Spain, I tought we a should do a podcast, sth like "<a href="/_SQRL_/">beYourself.or.beSquirrel</a> and <a href="/Karnickleon/">Karnickleon</a> explain #soccer" ... ๐Ÿค” Think this remark might be way funnier when I disclose we both do not have a clue about it AT ALL ๐Ÿคฃ.
#EURO2024
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Squirrel [wearing a semi-tansparent black beach dress over a black & white bikini, new sunglasses and a new hat]: "I'm really making an effort here to wear sexy new outfits". Karnickleon [wearing a wrap-around skirt style nicki towel]: Me too!

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I totally hate adulting, but on the plus side, I can ... - have cookies before dinner - have dinner at any time I see fit - watch tv while I have dinner What's on your plus side?

I totally hate adulting, but on the plus side, I can ...
- have cookies before dinner
- have dinner at any time I see fit
- watch tv while I have dinner
What's on your plus side?
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Cheating on south german #beer with a twist. For my not so german friends: This is called "#Berliner Weisse mit Schuss". It is #Berlin beer with some #syrup. Maybe the Berliners need to this because otherwise their beer is not drinkable ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”. pic.x.com/ZGTuWxMAUq

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There are moments when I feel so so sorry for the diabetic Karnickleon ๐Ÿ˜ฑ. If #sweets could mate, this would be the biological child of the original #Knoppers and #Bounty ๐Ÿ˜.

There are moments when I feel so so sorry for the diabetic <a href="/Karnickleon/">Karnickleon</a> ๐Ÿ˜ฑ. If #sweets could mate, this would be the biological child of the original #Knoppers and #Bounty ๐Ÿ˜.
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Imagine you just remembered you have a premium rum sitting in a box somewhere and and you are willing to put it in a Mai Tai ... More on my Insta instagram.com/p/DMdcX-ys3Jp/โ€ฆ Appleton Estate Rhum Clement #rum #rhum #maitai #tikilovers #bestmaitai #cheatingongin Karnickleon