Rural bred America wannabes who relocated to Kasarani and Mwihoko after coming to Nairobi for university are now celebrating Halloween dressed as ghosts,but when people in their village apply ash and run naked at night,they burn them accusing them of witchcraft. Shenzi kabisa!

From Mens nipples,The African Union is the 2nd most useless Organ-isation that has ever been created. It exists to exist,no impact whatsover. Its like trying to use carrot as a spice,Disband the whole thing and send everyone involved home to their kins. They’re more uselful there

Na wale vijana mumemaliza shule juzi,mjue mambo si rahisi. Out here For some reason,the odds of failure are always greater than odds of success. In whatever endeavors you decide to indulge in,only few of you are going to succeed in the first trial. For the rest of you,you are

You know women love real men who fullfil their wishes like a genie until its their brothers turn to be the real man to another woman . Then they all suddenly become clever. Unawaskia wakisema huyo mwanamke anatumia ndugu yetu vibaya, huyo mkamba amefunga ndugu yetu na uchawi

You guys are paying 90k for circimcision. Kweli mko na pesa buana. Sisi kule kwa kijiji unajua tulikunyorwo na wan hundred kenyattas. My Total circumcision budget was 700 shillings. Na mia moja ndio ilikua niya kulipa daktari akikuja kuangalia kama umepona. The other six hundred

Nimeuliza huyu kama nipaste akasema ningoje a create folder😭😏

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siiet, fat women so chaotic ouch here

Men, A man is a BICYCLE, He must always be on the move, If a bicycle is not used for its intended purpose, it will rust & decay. Same to MEN. "We must all either wear out or rust out, every one of us. My choice is to wear out." —Theodore Roosevelt. #MasculinitySaturday

Men Replace: • News with BOOKS • Energy drinks with WATER • Betting with BUDGETING • Mindless scrolling with WORKING OUT • Gluttony with FASTING • Arguments with MEDITATION • Aimless sitting with WALKING IN THE SUN GUARD YOUR MENTAL FRAME #MasculinitySaturday

Bro is a legend, he won 26 cases without going to a law school after being arrested he defended himself and won again😂😂

Hii kujiongelesha ni mpaka lini?😔💔

Msichana wa mkulima amenidedi She says I a tractor🥲

We have a lot of educated fools

Lose at home against 10 man Everton, beat Crystal Palace at their ground then draw at home to West Ham Very confusing club, I’m tired

Men, ✌️ It is a wrap, It is time to address the Men's Assembly in Nyeri. When men gather together in the moonlit village, it is not because of the moon. We come together because it is good for kinsmen to do so. Refuse to be a GENIUS. Be a MAN. #MasculinitySaturday

“No chop am, na league leader” Aston Villa:

Approach any beautiful woman any time anywhere usiwahi jiunderestimate bro

“Let me call you back I’m driving”😂

Kama si wakalee kuuma nje sai tungekua mbali as a nation 😂