Too bad we don’t play those lames more.

Only a tyrant would use the American military against American citizens on American soil. Only a fascist would do that. Only a traitor would do that. And if Trump does that, he’s declaring war on the American people. And the American people will have no choice but to fight back.

Fuck that guy. 😂😬😒🥹😭

Damn. Dustin May finding his old self again at our boys’ behest.

STR8 HOE.

One of the many reasons JV deserves a statue in Houston.

You folks living out in Katy deserve the government you get voting for a clown like Mike Schofield. Spreading blatant lies while protecting the alcohol industry is as low as it gets. What a dickhead.

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This is too good 😂😭

Do you ever just pick a fight with your HOA president just because…?

I hear a lot of stooges trying to usher away the greatest weapon we have against tyranny in this country. When you’ve called them your enemy, you only shield the real ones.

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Guess we have the wrong Jesus. 😒

At least Brandon is getting to do this in front of a lot of family. Rooting for him at this point.

Can we get Dubin a blister?

Yes, comrade. Had I not taken my money out of Bitcoin five years ago I’d be wealthy. I also should’ve married that one lady.

Astros LEGEND Myles Straw has TWO (2) HRs against the Rangers today!!! 👀

Juuuuust a bit outside

This is miserable to watch. The offense is dog shit, bullpen is melted, and thus far our back from the dead SP’s may as well still be.