Some of y’all need this

in one million years you won’t guess what this video sounds like

Blaire Fleming is a redshirt senior in her 4th season of NCAA volleyball (3 at SJSU, 1 at Coastal Carolina.) She’s been good, not dominant. Last year SJSU went 13-18. But now opponents who didn’t notice or care that she might be trans for years are forfeiting games to avoid her?

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BREAKING NEWS The 2024 #NobelPrize in Physiology or Medicine has been awarded to Victor Ambros and Gary Ruvkun for the discovery of microRNA and its role in post-transcriptional gene regulation.

You're stuck in a 24-hour time loop. You need to reverse the outcome of a sporting event. You are not allowed to use violence. How do you do it?

BREAKING NEWS The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences has decided to award the 2024 #NobelPrize in Chemistry with one half to David Baker “for computational protein design” and the other half jointly to Demis Hassabis and John M. Jumper “for protein structure prediction.”

The people backing a rogue military burning hospital patients alive in tents with the full support of every major political institution in our country want you to believe that protestors shouting some slogans are the ones poisoning our body politic. Man fuck outta here.

More Traction Law enforcement is coming to the #CottonwoodCanyons this winter. Utah DOT is not a law enforcement agency, but we are working with law enforcement to help increase safety in the canyons.

Not to be dramatic but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life

no context college football St. Jerome Saving Sylvanus and Punishing the Heretic Sabinianus, by Raphael, 1502-03

wow so surprising that billionaires weren't just buying up papers out of the goodness of their hearts!

USPS says "extraordinary measures" to help get election mail delivered commenced on Oct. 21 & that "it would be a good idea" to mail ballots due on Election Day by TOMORROW.

As Marcus Spears always says on NFL Live….big men are ATHLETES

I want to try something new at #ASHG24 this year: I'm going to block some time on Friday afternoon to meet with any trainees who would be interested to chat on any topic.

Neuro grad students! Applications for Rising Stars in Neuroscience are due Dec 15! Don’t miss this chance to present your research, sharpen your science communication skills, and connect with peers and faculty. Plus, you’ll get to experience stunning Utah medicine.utah.edu/neurobiology/t…

rip quincy jones man💔🐐

These interviews are absolute gold. What a life. RIP Quincy Jones.

You can really tell who has 2016 trauma and who was too young to remember.