got honked at bc i forced my bf to slow down so i could take this pic

fyi if you like listening to “rain sounds” they're almost all recordings of chicken being fried

this was so beautiful i had to cut it out of the box

discovering the spice girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism

2 years ago today, Barbenheimer happened.

i was a nanny the summer The Emoji Movie came out. the kids wanted to see it 4 times in 2 weeks. on the 4th time, the cinemark ticket-taker looked me dead in the eyes & said “whatever they’re paying you cannot be worth this.”

now i lowkey crave a pencil shaving skirt

I like it when lawyer billboards are like this

The stunts they have Kaitlin Olson doing every episode

Hm how shall I garnish my hotdog? The ever so reliable ketchup and mustard bottles:

my mom accidentally recorded the entirety of the naked gun movie on imessage voice note

no pbs kids, no claire’s, no forever 21… what are the kids supposed to do ?

it's on my fridge now, obviously

Went to get a Covid test and a giant broccoli man walked by the door

from mutuals to lovers

INSANE face card

i love abortions and trans people and immigrants and birth control and gay people and having fun and being kind

ragebaiting men is so easy and so funny. I recommend