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if a jingle halal video shows up on my fyp it’s automatic like and save

I do not care about TikTok. Bring back CAPCUT

As an Em-Dash Enthusiast™ , I am personally disheartened that the use of em-dashes has become a signifier of AI 😔💔

Remember the days when the most ridiculous politician was like, Sarah Palin

asking for $40,000 while wearing a diamond studded rolex presidential is crazy work lmaoooo he used God to pay his credit card bill for his latest purchase 😭

they don’t even give school shooters the death penalty

so do you or do you not agree that school shooters should also get the death penalty? bc that’s what the tweet is about

I love when Asian babies grow enough hair to do that little bean sprout 🌱

how to tell if a restaurant is good in los angeles: 🚫 if the restaurant is full of pretty white girls, the food is not going to be good ✅ if the restaurant is full of pretty asian girls, the food is going to be very good

Tokyo, Japan (2003)

The vast majority of (Black) biracial people in modern times, especially in cases where one parent is non-Black, are NOT a result of slavery 😐 lmao

Would buying a tamagatchi timer as a 30 year old be a good use of free will

who are these divas

taking your adhd meds WITHOUT a plan of action is the worst thing you can possibly do bc now i’m hyperfocusing on all the wrong things lmao

YIMBYLAND What about Shakira law?

EVERYTHING’S GNARLY! KATSEYE

KATSEYE is filling the hole in my heart that was created by the NewJeans debacle

This was hands down the funniest day on the internet