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Jerry Jones waking up and realizing he is no longer the most hated sports owner in Dallas #LukaDoncic #Mavericks

Smoked a Prime Tri-Tip from H-E-B today on my recteq using Meat Church ™ Holy Cow. Smoked at 250 until it hit 155F, and then wrapped in foil with Wagyu tallow until probe tender. Turned out great.

Me trying to walk when my back is hurting

Drinking a Whiskey Club (Imperial Stout) at Cooper and Mill Brewery

If this ever happens to me, I won’t say anything but there will be signs

I think that there are probably more assholes on a DFW to LGA #AmericanAirlines flight than any other flight.

Overheard at the airport: Some guy absolutely berating a customer service person at a rental car company since he had not yet received an email receipt for a rental car he just dropped off. He gave his email address to the agent so I looked him up. He’s a pastor.

Overheard at the airport part 2: Guy LOUDLY yelling at his wife on a FaceTime call about her not appreciating that he has a meeting at 10 AM in Manhattan tomorrow morning. In the very next breath, he sweetly tells his young daughter on FaceTime to put some clothes on.

Waiting in line to board: Four white guys in suits literally PUSH by a 70-something attorney (a 5-million miler on AA) and his wife to be first to board. They received eye daggers from the 40 Group 1 passengers already in line.

While on board: One of the 4 guys forgot where he was sitting. He hen he came on board he caught his laptop bag strap on every other armrest on his was to the back of the plane, throwing a tantrum like a 2 year old each time, all while having a loud conversation on his phone.

I had a beverage outside despite what the sign says. I’m like that. I’m a rebel.

Been a long time since I’ve had a Blue Moon

.Whataburger® You continue to amaze me with your incompetence. Your app had been simple & intuitive, & now it barely works. Th UX is horrible, & it’s super buggy. 1) You took away some of the customizations 2) It crashed & froze 5 times in one order 3) Apple Pay didn’t work

I think there are more baseball players than fans attending St. Louis Cardinals at Pittsburgh Pirates

Every time I hear the word “conclave” I repeat the word in my head like the start of The White Stripes cover of “Conquest.” 🎶Caaaa-AAAAAH-aaaan-CLAVE!!! 🎶

Can’t beat cold tuppsbrewery beer outdoors listening to live music at the Heard Natural Science Museum & Wildlife Sanctuary Night Out!

Are you suggesting an impossible mission Esquire? esquire.com/uk/watches/a64…

HO LEE SH!T

This isn't a feel good story. It's an American nightmare.

Every night I have the same thought, “Ryan Helsley’s value was at its peak last Winter, and they didn’t even entertain trading him.”