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From my recent (virtual) physical checkup, doc's official recommendation is that I need to eat / snack more.

The other day when the air quality was at its worst, I saw two guys outside having a smoke. Obviously with no mask. On some level, I had to commend them for going all in.

My dad just said thanks to me for helping him with a minor task. It's the first time in my entire life I have EVER heard him utter the word "thanks".

Hi Twitterverse. Just chiming in to say my migraines are back. Bye Twitterverse.

Do I run too much? I think I may be running too much.

Dad, biting into the THIRD biscuit that I just baked: "Are these supposed to be biscuits?"

My dad’s TV viewing habits is rather eclectic. 60% of the time, it’s Hallmark movies. 30% westerns. And 10% includes soccer and The Mandalorian. (I don’t think he’s even watched the latest Star Wars trilogy.)

‘Sup Twitter. Been awhile. Basically, it’s been a case of run more, tweet less. Obviously I can’t multitask.

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I have thoughts.

Just got an “offer” of $300 for my Twitter handle. That’s rather insulting.

So how many of you all call it X now? I still search for “Twitter” on my iPhone before remembering the name change.