D*NOLD TR*MP DEAD AT 78!

Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore

Tate McRae sounds like this to me

I think running clubs flopped because real runners know running is a solitary me-versus-me activity. It’s active meditation, moving monologue, not for socializing. It’s to be alone with your ideas and sharpen them in the creativity lab inside your head

leafs are so cooked

no jack. I won

icu waiting room is just witnessing your own family and other families in either the denial or bargaining stage

you got time for one more backflip Benson

it’s what they deserve

you guys really need to stop sucking the joy out of life. life is already difficult for most people genuinely who caaaaaaares

Julia Louis-Dreyfus and The Rizzler

the nurse thought my brother was my husband