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As a matter of fact, I’m there right now—at your house.

New York City, you listen to me — if you’re near a convenience store right now, any type of 24-hour store, go into the store right now and put your hand in the cash register for no reason. Their money is your money, as of right now

welcome to the first morning of woke sharia. if your name was ever mentioned in Crumpstack you should have already reported to your nearest reeducation center

Thinking deep thoughts won at the ballot box btw. And thank god

Umm yeah mr. Magazine editor? You’re gonna wanna open this email… Ive landed an interview with the most interesting guy in the world… He’s a writer but get this he’s not woke… Interested? Thought so. Well it all started when his MFA workshop tried to cancel him…

umm yeah mr. new york times? you're gonna wanna open this email.. Max RN on the new york times x twitter race scientist collab of the season hellgatenyc.com/nyt-race-scien…

Ref!!! Do something!!!!!

my man Adlan Jackson interviewed me for his Leave Your Apartment column at Hell Gate *subscribe today!*. gave some upcoming show/live outing recommendations (Michael Bay's Pain & Gain in 35mm! shows at Loudmouth!) and talked a bit about the future of Hearing Things hellgatenyc.com/hearing-things…

Thanks to Chi Ossé and New York City Council, the law is crystal clear: if a landlord hires a broker, they pay the fee. Now the City must actively enforce it.

More at Hell Gate *subscribe today!* hellgatenyc.com/fare-act-one-m…

we will return to Paragon. the wine will be natural. the modelos will be cold. the cups will be metal. the beats will be sick. hellgatenyc.com/paragon-return…

You can be decades into an illustrious criticism career and all of a sudden here comes a new editor to say you need to be doing tiktok challenges… stop writing and start DWERKING

we needed this rain