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Happy 4th of July to all my American friends and especially to my cousin Bush 🥳🙏🌳

Let me get this straight: - America has a pedophile ring that got away with it because it was ran by Billionaires, and - Britain has a pedophile ring that got away with it because it was ran by…Pakistanis? 😵‍💫

“OPEC+ has agreed in principle to increase its supply by about 550,000 barrels a day next month, exceeding expectations.” We must be planning another set of strikes against Iran I guess 😬

I’m in Birmingham and just found a French restaurant. Kitty Miam Miam Judah Rhodie

Black Sabbath Final Show 🥹🙏

My Tier 2 European Bank has started offering Crypto products. Sorry Crypto frens, it’s probably over. I don’t make the rules 🥹🙏

There is no Epstein List 😬

Interesting times

Precisely on schedule 😬

$MBAV SPAC deal should be a wake-up call for the rest of the SPAC sponsors that they can’t get away with just buying Bitcoin, put it in a structure at a premium to NAV and expect to be paid! Get some REAL deals done! Otherwise go back to the gutters you crawled out from 🥹👋🏻

“Once you realize it’s all nonsense, it starts to make sense” ~ Le Shrub🌳🔥🇺🇦

GAG ™️

I have a theory that now that Trump got what he wanted, which was the BBB, he could afford to get tougher on Trade: That he did, with +50% tariffs on Copper and +50% tariffs on Brazil. So far the Market doesn't care. It will only care if he escalates against EU/Japan/China. 🌳

A free one for everyone 1/2 🧵

"European Union Unveils Rules for Powerful A.I. Systems" How efficient of the EU! They don't even have homegrown AI yet, but they have the rules in place already 🥹🙏

* BREAKING: NORWAY GETS 0% TARIFFS FROM THE US. MUST AWARD NOBEL PEACE PRIZE TO TRUMP. NORWAY SOVEREIGN WEALTH FUND MUST ALLOCATE 10% TO TRUMPCOIN. (Iz a joke since 79.42% of you will actually believe it)

Bessent said that Trump isn't a TACO but a FAFO (per Bloomberg!) 🥹

I’m at the gym and the girl next to me took more selfies than did reps 🙈

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