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3. When am I in your city? I have a form to sign up for a future email list and I'm working on organizing a tour in the fall. My shows will be on mutecomedian.com

I came to my home town to visit my best friends and decided to try to do some shows. 4 days later, I had 4 sold out shows. So grateful for the home town/ Northern Ontario support. And the privilege to do something I love to do!

I would like to get in touch with Apple accessibility to request a TTS feature to vastly improve my comedic abilities. Can anyone help? #accessibility

I forgot Twitter/X was a thing lol. Come see me on tour!!

All I'm saying is, if Mike and Jake just started having a tickle fight I would not ask for a refund and I would probably pmsl and they would make history

Shane Gillis has a new character 😂😂😂

How do I apply for the secret service? Pretty sure I could do it better

My first date with First Date Lauren was way better than my first date with coke 😂😂

Paper straws are a hate crime. Way more offended by those than anything else the radical left whines about

I forgot threads/X were a thing lol Check my tour! November 10: Chandler, AZ November 12: Portland, OR November 14-16: Tacoma, WA November 17: Spokane, WA December 8: Little Rock, AR December 11-12: Naples, FL December 13-14: Key West, FL December 15: Tampa, FL

Announcing my 2025 first leg! I only have one good leg but my tour will have mane! Thank you all so much for making this career possible. Please share this and make sure you get your tickets early at mutecomedian.com

Elon speaks German 😂

TikTok tried to ban me for this clip, but I'm not gonna cave over a perfectly acceptable standup clip. Ridiculous. It was probably an able bodied white lady who reported it. #standupcomedy

Mute comedian has the WITTIEST comebacks

Dani teaching the guy to kiss with cupcakes on love is blind is the funniest shit I ever seen. I'm gonna teach my girl with a twinkee.

When I go to the UK and Scotland should I use Scottish Siri?

I kind of love ableism tbh. I don't need to do much. And then, I'm at a clothing store with a girl and the staff is like "uh. Do you need to help him?" And I'm like.. hell yeah she does. Let's put this moisture wicking technology to the test lol

Handicapped comedian insults war vet

Trump's calling has always been reality tv. Can we get him and Elon on love on the spectrum?

If a handicap guy who can't talk and struggles to walk offends you on the internet over a joke, you should probably just give up and go live in a shack in the woods lol More brittle than my atrophied leg 😂😂😂