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Oh good, Privately Educated Telegraph hack calling "The Establishment" to the Head Master's office, MY FAVE. Izzy (among other Reform'y types) now taking the line that stats (/objective reality) should be ignored because she can "see" soaring crime rates from her laptop in Dubai

Q funny how Hulk Hogan used 2b the good guy on WWF, the all American, beating baddies; But Ozzy was “evil”, at least performatively so Yet in the afterlife, can totally imagine Ozzy rockin up to Pearly Gates While Hulk Hogan heads down a Trump escalator to the shores of Hades

Little clip from the mid-week show... youtu.be/ODR2-zvVaVg

The guy with a history of defending Trump (his criminal defence lawyer) from prosecution has met with Ghislaine to “get to the truth” These are not serious people.

Two rapists and one rape-at-gunpoint acquittal. Who else was at the party? Ted Bundy?

Matt Goodwin How many times has Goodwin cried so far this morning?

If Pornhub wanted to get round regulation all they’d have to do is put a Daily Mail logo at the top and they’d be sweet 👌

Frankly *embarrassing* how many tweets I’ve seen today from supposed political professionals suggesting that ‘23-24 Sunak/Tory economic policy is somehow the fault of Labour.

Someone’s just tried to watch his favourite babysitter vid

Russell Brand Sounds like the “migrant” was charged with sexual assault. Sounds serious. What do you think should happen to people who get charged with sexual assault, Russell?

Aldershot’s tribute band festival begins. Currently im listening to fake Duran Duran. While falling off the wagon, enjoying a very rare (these days) alcoholic beverage #comeUndone