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Always golf with two pairs of pants. Never know when you’ll get a hole in one

I have this oddly expectant feeling that the Kingdom of God is about to explode. The Church is beginning to realize now more then ever the URGENCY of our calling. Fasten you’re seatbelts everyone cause His people are moving full speed ahead!

Goalkeeper?

can we please make Twitter the most popular social media platform again?

What nobody is bold enough to say:

Trading everything you have for a relationship with the Lord is a better deal then a $10 Tesla... but do our attitudes reflect that? 🤔

Someone wanna do a tough mudder with me? :-)

IWU fresh during freshman mating season when they see someone cute:

One of the saddest things about this fallen world is that an adoption can cost $40,000 and an abortion $400. —Justin Taylor

This just got very interesting

Imagine your card get declined trying to tithe and they take your salvation away

I’ve been trying to work on my anger but I suck at Mario kart and those two things don’t go hand in hand

If God isn’t done working then I’m not done waiting

Am I an old soul or are twitter and Facebook superior to all other forms of social media?

In case you’ve read all of my tweets in the last 2 minutes, yes, yes I am just sitting in bed bored out of my mind.

Jeopardy question: I hate the joy of the human life. I am not applicable to life except ruing GPAs. I talk and people immediately want to rip their ears out. I make people feel stupid for not knowing who the 3rd stepson of Achilles is. Me: Who is my World Lit prof?

Today’s a great day 🤩

Nate Sharrett started his first game tonight and held up a shut out while grabbing a handful of world class saves. Phenomenal performance from our senior # 00.

Kan someone make a remix to Stacy’s Mom with Karl saying Jimmy’s Mom? Thank :-)

A random lady walked up to me in the student center today and told me to keep my pole out of the pond and because crabs and algae live in the pond. Swept away by the wisdom I attain from this university.