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When I'm bored I go around putting these stickers on paper towel dispensers

Does Santa bring presents for the parents or just the kids? Seems like he usually brings my wife something but kinda forgets about me, curious about other’s experiences

Oh please, Ms. Lorian is my mother, call me Amanda

I did get pulled over... by Death! She let me off with a warning because I looked so cool 😎

Is “Don’t talk to me until you’ve had your coffee” trademarked, seems like a cool spin on a classic

Whip Infection Now

Really loving The Last Dance documentary.

It was great to have @merosskimball (Honk) and Alex Eilhauer (Keeper of the Doom Horn) to perform with in Atlanta and Charlotte. And I’m excited for folks to hear the episodes. (More of the live shows coming soon)

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New York friends, this is my friend running for city council, and he is very awesome! Gregarious, good at organizing, a charismatic leader... pick him to run things!

Dan Rodimer isn’t the only congressional candidate hopping from state to state playing dress-up. Meet John Davis. #LSSC

⁦Neil Gaiman⁩ tried to get a few Lucifers

⁦Usidore the Blue⁩ got some pics of you at work

Wordle 213 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 214 3/6 @BenSeeder ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 227 2/6* 🟩⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

#myplmorning

Darn, I’ve got a hole in my sock

Oh, my favorite tennis joke? Probably halfway through the set when I pretend I’m actually left-handed. Kills every time!

see wasn’t this better Mike Hall Mike Hall