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My version of “what could go wrong” is different from others, I’m more looking to make a list.

I really need real John wick guy to stay that way cos I’m just loving this for everyone except a few right now 🙏

Girl quick new mugshots just dropped

Raygun is giving David Brendt

People: omg I can’t believe this is happening People with anxiety: I thought this might happen

The two online identities I need to know before I die is (and only is) as follows: - Derek menswear Guy - Casefile narrator guy

Literally Simba & Mufasa I’m freaking out rn 😭

Executive threatening to cancel White Lotus: Cut Mike White into pieces, This is his last resort

A bit butt hurt Australia hasn’t been included in the new American dom plan. Not that I want it at all but it hurts not to be included u know

The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) Here’s the article in full by Rebecca Shaw: theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Also why is the baby dressed better than his adult father whilst in the Oval Office 😂 cool man good one you got em

On top of everything the cunt has the worst accent on earth…how can you want to listen to that voice come out of that munted face

Wild that Kevin Spacey hasn’t gone MAGA yet

This Mamma Mia! movie would be 8 weeks long

Me getting closer to selling feet pics

just had the best sandwich for lunc- “gronk is that true? gripe explain this? grimace is this real? gilligan does this matter? god am I here? gork summarize?”

First look at Stranger Things season 5:

This is so Veep coded.

Girl lay down