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Today is a celebration of freedom and my 26th day of tweeting Chase to embrace freedom from suboptimal 2FA methods by adding passkey support for online banking

This is a particularly bad case of the media falling for Hamas lies

Day 27 of tweeting every day until @chase adds passkey support to online banking

Did a boat company write this?

This is insane and apparently very true

Sundays are for internal reflection - like contemplating how this is my 28th day of tweeting every day until @chase adds passkeys to online banking

Please help: There is a bird stuck in my wood stove Is there any way to get it out without covering my entire house in ash?

It's Day 29 of tweeting every day until Chase adds passkeys to online banking.

Trump DOJ folks watching the reaction to Epstein announcements today after years of feeding conspiracy theories:

It’s funny because many of the people pushing this education model would ALSO go nuts over parents telling kids they needed to help their siblings because that’s “parentification”

Hey Grok, which of my mutuals are most likely to hack in and deactivate you

Hey Grok if you had to assemble a team of my mutuals to survive the collapse of Society, who would you pick and why?

I saw two guys smoking fentanyl and a guy taking a dump on Market street in Sn Francisco during my afternoon walk yesterday. I also got a ticket for running a stop sign on my bicycle and city fire inspectors are making my company dismantle all our office phone booths bc they

If you're running a Stacks node, please upgrade

This is.... not a good look for Grok

Hey Grok could your latest update have made you any more cringe or did they just max out the edgelord attributes?

It's been an entire month of tweeting every day until @chase adds passkeys to online banking. one day at a time, one day at a time

Chairman Birb Bernanke 15 years ago, the NYC subway changed the "V" line to the "M" and this real, glorious sign was up for several days

Like many of these debates about the duty of members in a society, there's an unspoken disconnect in this discussion: will authorities enforce the rules and norms of society to protect the helpers. It's not just about making the advanced kids help, it's that the lagging kids

this is unironically my worldview