The banter outcome is Starmer is ousted over an appointment scandal, an ideologue PM comes in, promptly explodes on contact with Whitehall and the bond markets, then a steady sensible pair of hands is coronated, who leads the party through steady decline to electoral armageddon.

Can we just set the record straight on a general election? There is absolutely no chance of there being a general election before 2029. For this to happen, Labour would have to vote for themselves getting kicked out of parliament.

None of the twenty-pounds-and-a-penny nonsense. Wanted twenty-pounds worth of fuel today... got it!

Nats got good hats 💅 🚀 Looking for Growth Dr Lawrence Newport

The Egyptians treat terrorist rapists pretty badly so there’s no chance of this little charmer being deported when he’s served his sentence.

Rightio, we’ll call it murder then.

Borrowing to pay the interest on debts: How did you go bankrupt? Two ways. Gradually, then suddenly. Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises

This is called your brain

This from the Times reveals how politicians and journalists are completely barking up the wrong tree vis-a-vis deporting illegals. How many deportations are actually stopped by Strasbourg judges? These are British activist judges doing this - by any means necessary.

The street-level part of the green movement is having to edge closer to the rad left and pally squad, because climate isn't a sufficient cause any more. It's nonetheless interesting to see this rump of the movement still claiming to be against the billionaires that fund them.

Really does demonstrate the Klingon and Romulan abilities to project power and hold such a vast territory. Then again, maybe the federation is just a Terran empire by another name.

The original boshman’s message was one of hope, articulating the concerns and aspirations of ordinary Britons. The regime replacement’s is appears to be “eat yourself into oblivion.” Even the “Bosh!” is less a primal exaltation to grab life by the balls than a terminal

The husband.

Lib Dems off camera.

Daughter’s first ballet lesson. Having grown up in a family of boys and having an older son, I was never too exposed to the girlie stuff. Not anymore. I feel like I have crossed a rubicon, and am now in true “dad of a little girl territory” The die is cast.

Life ain’t easy. I’ve been kicked down an called every name under the sun recently and probably some of it I deserve, as yes I ain’t always right. But since I got invited to have a BBQ with JD Vance….its gone crazy. Certain people are doing everythin they can to ruin me. Mainly

Money-laundering is already illegal. Make raids a regular feature of the high street. Deport all illegals caught working in said establishments the next day. Make that a police priority and the fake shops will disappear. Or you could fart around with the planning system. 👍

Someone made a twin towns interactive map which shows all the corresponding twins of all the twinned towns in Britain. So now you can find out, for instance, that Hay-on-Wye is twinned with Timbuktu. Twintastic! Does YOUR town have a fun twin? bit.ly/3K3jq6V