Ex gambling addict here, I now get my gambling thrill by having a mental bet on when the postman will arrive. On bin days I couple this up with the bin men's arrival, a public services accumulator. I'm down a lot of money.

Well it just wouldn't be January 6 without an attempted coup would it.

“You’re not the far-right man for the job” The new Private Eye is out now

Sexual abuse in the U.K sadly spans all communities, socio-economic backgrounds, races & faiths. The Catholic Church in England & Wales (1970–2015): 3,000 instances of child sexual abuse, 936 alleged paedophiles, 133 convictions 52 priests defrocked. Since 2016, there have been

The fascist-tanky synergy, distilled to the volume of samogon

There's a lot we can say about U.S. interference in foreign affairs, but, at least when it comes to Ukraine, this tweet is a flat out lie. The far right candidate in the 2014 presidential election, Oleh Liashko, got less than 8.5 percent; he and his party faired even worse in

Chapeau Fesshole🧻. I love this.

#ResistanceUnited Advertisement at a London bus stop… ya gotta love the British

Took a soulless corporate office job three years ago. The only thing that's kept me there is the posh coffee machine. I now shit for England, have frequent heart palpitations and don't get paid very well.

I happened to mention at work that I dislike the expression "nothing is certain in life except death and taxis", as taxis can be famously unreliable and hard to get hold of at certain times of day. They laughed at me for a solid half-hour and my nickname is now "Uber".

There ghouls have no problem giving this Gaza genocide-supporting Apartheid-nostalgic billionaire a tongue bath so long as he’s pro-Putin. They also worship paranoid Likudnik sh*t heap Tulsi Gabbard.

Yeah, that's the point: You guys constantly go around attacking others because their outlets receive public funding when you yourself WORKED FOR STATE-FUNDED OUTLETS - far worse ones, too. Either list the Grayzone's top five donors or get TF out of my mentions, you hack.

When my royal-worshipping mother died, I sold all her appalling royal-related ceramic shite on ebay and gave the proceeds to republic org uk, except for a horrendous souvenir plate of Prince Andrew's wedding which I smashed into a skip.

At least Brexit has been good for something - a historical warning lesson for others

Was walking and met a couple with a dog. The dog was super excited to see me. The man said 'he's not usually that friendly with strangers'. 'Can probably smell my cat' I replied. Actually the dog knows me because I was its owner before I gave it to the shelter last year.

BBC criticised for delaying documentary about Gaza doctors thetimes.com/article/a8d611…

Vicky Pryce is a mother of 5 who Isabelle Oakeshott befriended, learned her secrets, burned her for a story and had her sent to jail for it. This was almost entirely down to Isabel's actions. She should sit this one out.

I once invented a family emergency to escape a week long visit from a friend. I contrived a tragedy that meant I'd have to be out of the country. When he said he'd come to my town anyway I hid in a hotel for the entire time just in case he came anywhere near my house.

ICE has been granted a $160B budget which is more than the Marines