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“can’t wait till i get older” was the dumbest thing i ever said.

Ukipata waitress amechwa na boyfriend yake na ulikuja kukopa jug

Unasema umekunywa mala ya mwisho?

Bold of you to assume Ruto actually thinks

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3 months later after you put your woman first

No one grinds harder than a man who has tasted failure, disrespect, pain, rejection, and loneliness at a young age.

kama wewe ni firstborn manze i hope you win all the battles inside your head

Sometimes you just need a sex partner Not a relationship.

99% of my sadness is solely based on the fact that I'm not rich yet

marrying a fat kiambu woman is nuts. anangoja uende kazi anakula mkate na jam, akiwatch 3 stones while betting on the lesotho lower league na pesa umemwachia. jioni anakatakata matunda mkule. by the time uko 27 yo you're bow-legged. by the time uko 29 yo ashakudunga kisu akakuua

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Hajareply toka jana

when your music is on shuffle & all the bangers line up one after the other

Wewe chizi tu mentally lakini usiitikie compusure na confidence zishuke

Thinking about your wedding na huna ata mtu, call that harusi-nating

Yangu ikopotea na upatane nayo wachana nayo nta replace 😭 inanishtuanga ata

Hio "haha" is where the pain is at. Be easy.

Uzuri huwezi gongewa mtu huna. Bachelors wacha tuendelee kutafuta mihela na amani 😂😂