⁦alice (fish)⁩ where's the orange edition?

how many gin and tonics can a (dead) fish have

god how has this come up again

QUEEN

me using the glideoscope for the first time

isn’t this a man swan

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ

I know I’m a dead fish but I also sort of hate my job at the moment

prayers for my cousin janine

what is hump day

RIP barney, but also that’s what you get for two timing me x

One time I jokingly told a guy about 'Going Alice', where you change your name to Alice for a bit and you aren't accountable for your actions because it was Alice that did it and not you. He took this at face value then spent two weeks destroying his entire social life as 'Alice'