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I might kill my X

Audience members at a comedy show: lololol he just says what we’re all thinking Comedians: mOtHeRfUcKeR sToLe My BiT

Where did this intense pressure to start losing weight for an upcoming friend’s wedding come from? Spoiler: It’s me. Just me.

I just want to be left alone to do this thing. But it would be really nice if you did your thing nearby. A poem about love.

Am I happy, or just stimulated? A memoir

I just accidentally texted my boss a link to the Merriam-Webster dictionary definition of the word 'cuck' with no context. Do I attempt to explain, or just let it sit and see what happens?

Does BumbleBFF help with finding friends who will never text you or ask to hang out but y’all can just be in each other’s corner unconditionally?

‘6’ is the ‘Jason’ of numbers

Somebody please take Post Malone’s drugs away

The thing I love about foreign horror is that you never really know what you’re getting into. Sometimes you find a harrowing philosophical exploration of the human condition. Sometimes you have to watch a woman get off to milking a cow.

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POV: she misses him

When I grow up I wanna be a child actor

See you soon #Hamilton @unclosetedcomedy instagram.com/p/CzFtJF9NFiF/…

With everything I’ve been through as a trans woman and survivor of sexual assault, it’s amazing that my music of preference is still angry white guys screaming. Is that separating the art from the artist?

Comedians in Canada seem to have this unspoken metric for success I like to call ‘The Cheese Index’. Like a measure of success is whether we can afford cheese at any given time. Do you want cheese on your burger? Who am I, Russell Peters?

Gonna tell my kids this was the seizure at Al-Shifa

Live Laugh Leaveyourman

It’s 2024. Let’s bring back simply not liking someone and being okay with it. Like sorry bro, you’re just not my style. Sick of pretending I don’t see people on the subway and avoiding eye contact just so I don’t have to suffer you all the way to Yonge station.

It’s official, I’m leaving. It’s garbage here. You can find me on IG Lez Lemon 🍋 instagram.com/aliceroselaugh…