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Sent my (agnostic) brother a surprise Ash Wednesday gift and just said "Jesus is watching"

The COVID Herd Immunity Model™️ but with e.coli

Primary data collection for all three dissertation aims is finally complete. Took a day off yesterday. Took a deep breath today. Here we go. #AcademicTwitter #PhDlife #masochism

You need help getting on the ballot in WA?

Nordic-esque here: Yes.

I don't ask for much, but can we get Season 4 of The White Lotus to include the Succession family?

This is violence

woke slaveowner be like i'm literally neurodivergent and need slaves to function

Two half-sisters found me after another half-sister spontaneously used 23 & Me. This is BONKERS and 137% predictable. Silicon Valley & tech are not your savior. latimes.com/business/story…

Tucupita Marcano banned for LIFE for betting on games *while injured* - yet Urías, Marcell Ozuna, and Aroldis Chapman beat, strangle, and fire (8!) shots to threaten their partners, and they’re cool because they are/were elite players. Absolute bullshit, MLB

Baseball is the most difficult sport in the world, I shall brook no dissent.

Ok hear me out: Ted Lasso-Thomas Kinkade crossover biopic. variety.com/2025/film/news…?

The entire field of economics belongs in a CIA black site for this thread alone

This is the literal hallmark of a police state. “They just show up and with no explanation…I would say there were 20, 25 of them. They surround the building and they come inside and literally push me to the wall. And they handcuff everyone.” sandiegouniontribune.com/2025/05/30/ice…

Counterpoint: written critical thinking and letters of recommendation about your character still matter.

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Real-time glimpse of the velociraptors learning to open doors. share.google/aoEdL8d4I037Ao…

Ezra Klein is a dumb centrist’s idea of a smart centrist

How is there not a single Jazz Chisholm Fyre Festival Home Run Derby joke on here? This app is toast.