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Your yearly reminder that Albuquerque named their baseball team after Simpsons canon

Reels and Tik Toks weren’t enough so now stand up comics tell you every time they get booked for a show. NEXT UP: releasing their password so you can log in to their email

There’s either nobody in there, or it’s all apartments

Not one person is wearing trousers in this building

I’m at a coffee shop and a woman has just approached a guy editing photos on his laptop. She’s asked him to take photos of food for her business and said the “natural light is really good in my room” my heart is actually racing listening to this rizz

girl are you an international flight because I’d like to check some baggage with you

Breaking bad news with a guitar

Who else got Burlington? #wrapped

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I’m seeing this band at the Peer Hat in Manchester tonight, they’re called Wythenshawe Market Traders 1994

People are going to ask for their money back when they see I’ve shaved the tache 😬

Yessss get in

Looking forward to this one

Nearly every single play is a killer. Amazing.

NBA media is so desperate to push the Kawhi Leonard agenda…the man’s a scrub and we all know it, plus he’s as charismatic as a bag of sand

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We know he can swim but…

Had a great time making up a story about fruit machines with these nut jobs. Have a watch/listen!