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Leaving the windows of your Rivian open on a rainy day in a parking lot is certainly...an interesting choice

Remember when "a dog" was shorthand for an ugly person? Glad we've moved past that regrettable era. Sorry, actual dogs! 🐕

If I did drink coffee, I'm pretty sure it would not be mushroom coffee

Yearly appeal to kids (who are definitely not on...this platform): iced tea stand. Lemonade sucks.

"Here are your personalized shop tips from Etsy... Run ads. That's it for now!"

If you occasionally but regularly have an alcoholic drink, no, you are not a teetotaler. Sheesh.

I just found out that Jonas Brothers ice cream exists, and no, I don't want to know what it tastes like

Five things to remember about war: 1. Many things reported with confidence in the first hours and days will turn out not to be true 2. Whatever they say, the people who start wars are often thinking chiefly about domestic politics 3. The rationale given for a war will change

I must admit that if a book has dozens of pages of introduction, I'm less inclined to read it

Does people eat Tofurky on non-Thanksgiving days? Does anyone have a hankering for a slice of Tofurky? I'm here asking the important questions...

Broccolini should just by default come with a side of dental floss

One thing that can unite us in these trying times: no one really likes cantaloupe

Heard someone on a documentary pronounce "discotheque" as two distinct words, like she definitely thinks it's pronounced "disco tech" 😄

A red wrapped Cybertruck with black graffiti writing advertising your business is...a choice

Always fun to see pics of (hetero) couples at dress up events where the woman looks amazing and the guy is wearing barely elevated weekend wear. Ooh, you took off your baseball cap, didja? Put on your "good" sneakers? Way to put in the effort, guy.

Imagine turning on the TV and seeing this in 2012

For a bit of sheer delightfulness and a distraction from...all this, check out Flight Of The Conchords: Live In London

When people are up in arms about fireworks noise, but have nothing to say about cars/motorcycles that are modded to be extremely loud/sound like literal explosions (way more than once a year, and louder)...

It's 84 degrees and I'm baking with no a/c. Sure, why not?

"I'm just a kid from (borough of NYC) who moved to LA"... Yeah, astonishing that would have given you a step up into the entertainment world